The Royals may have doused much enthusiasm for this season by losing 12 straight, but it appears that won’t stop breast-owning fans from flashing their allegiance.
So far none of the local TV stations have allocated resources, as they did in the race to cover the #KUboobs phenomenon, to raking the muck behind the newest breast-related Twitter meme, #RoyalsBoobs, supported by @RoyalsBoobs. It’s a thing now, and I thank the Pitch for alerting me to its existence.
What Twitter needs to do now is find a way to get rid of any and all Garth Brooks songs at Kauffman Stadium. For the love of Brett, please.