When Jason Whitlock first tweeted he might be coming back to Kansas City three weeks ago, it seemed unlikely but somewhat plausible. The Star probably wouldn’t take him back; but radio stations fighting for ratings might.
So it got a little frustrating when, week after week, Tuesday after Tuesday, Whitlock pushed his announcement back again and again.
And again today.
But what he’s really saying to Kansas City is “see you next Tuesday,” as in spell that out in text-speak and you get a vulgar term for a vagina.
So Whitlock’s not coming back to Kansas City. Stay classy, Jason, and keep fightin’ for that Pulitzer.